Adventures in stupidity

OPENING SCENE : our protagonist sits at his desk, working

ENTRANCE cheap RC helicopter and operator

OPERATOR (in the style of Butt-Head)

huh huh ... huh huh ... huh

The helicopter comes to rest on the edge of the protagonist's workspace.

PROTAGONIST

If that gets within arm reach, I'm going to break it.

OPERATOR

Why?

Here’s thing: I’m not good at hiding when I’m annoyed. And my body language is so clear that sometimes people shield their eyes when they walk past. But this fucking idiot can’t pick up on it even though I offered to break his toy.

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